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Who are you? I mean your job.  

I am a disragphic desinger.  

A what?  

See, even this can go wrong with me.  

What?  

Dysgraphia.  

What is it?  

Neurological disorder that results in writing various disabilities. Like dyslexia.  

OK, I got it. But what exactly do you do?  

I misspell words.  

No, I mean, what it actually means to be a disraphic designer?  

Disgrahic.  

Right, discgraphic. What is your job then, what do you do?  

I design t-shirts.  

T-shirts?  

With misspelled names on them.  

Like what?  

Like “I’m a Disragphic Desinger”.  

And what?  

And I sell them.  

You maen, they sell?  

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